Whimsical Spoon Fan Prints

Flatware Follies.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Cat Tie

Farm Humor.

Joan Hickson

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Cat statues on entrance gate

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

All-Day Breakfast

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Cheesie Rider

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

Canary Heaven...

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

Dogs play the double bass

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

Van Gogh.

Water from a tap forming a dog.

Brancusi.

"Everything here is very fresh."

Dog

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

"ME!!!"

Elephant's tusks are in a glass by the bed.

French early bird.