Sippy Cup Sommeliers Prints

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Velvety. And so was the wine.

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

"You're only supposed to leave him one glass of sherry!"

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

Scariest Tactics

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."

"Sippy cup holders!"

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

The wine was fruity and quite lively.

"We start with black coffee and then add a lot of stuff so it doesn't taste like black coffee."

"Red with meant, white with fish. . . but it all goes great with chocolate!"

"Which one had the health benefits in it?"

Wine Prices

"A cheeky little wine, would you agree?"

"Is the vodka fresh?"

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

'No, it's not that good, but it is that expensive.'

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

"Of course the best way to lay compost is to get someone else to do it..."