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"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Velvety. And so was the wine.

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

Scariest Tactics

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

"You're only supposed to leave him one glass of sherry!"

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

"We start with black coffee and then add a lot of stuff so it doesn't taste like black coffee."

"Sippy cup holders!"

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

"Which one had the health benefits in it?"

The wine was fruity and quite lively.

"Red with meant, white with fish. . . but it all goes great with chocolate!"

Wine Prices

"A cheeky little wine, would you agree?"

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

'No, it's not that good, but it is that expensive.'

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

"Is the vodka fresh?"