Tipsy Sommelier Pillows

"Which one had the health benefits in it?"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Keith Floyd.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

1930's Lady.

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Nouveau wine

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

Join me in a cup of tea!

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

Wine-tasting Tour.

'How many times did you think you could get away with using the term 'bouchon d'expedition' on the first date?'

Liquor Store: Lean to Open.

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

"Might I suggest a full-bodied white?"

"Red with meant, white with fish. . . but it all goes great with chocolate!"

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

"While here, you'll have to try our food desert, too!"

"Oh no, it's far too tart"

'This wine doesn't need to breathe...it needs CPR!'

"What would the world be like without wine? I can't bear to think of it."

'Your House Wines seem rather pricey - d'you have any Bungalow Wines?'

Grape vines think alike.

Wine Shotput

'Oops! Almost spilt some in the food.'

'Look, son, the big tipper.'

'Splendid choice, sir! Our patrons who don't know the difference between mediocrity and excellence, love it.'