Aspiring Sommelier Pillows

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Just the one...

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

'Step 5. Call the Fire Department.'

Nouveau wine

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"I want you to be well in life, son...."

"House red, sir?"

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

'This soufle is hard.' - 'No it isn't, your teeth are soft.'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"And this is our 'panic room'. We usually pop in here after watching the nightly news."

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it weren't for all the shells.'

'Just call me Delia...'

'And this is my dad. He's the wine critic for The Herald and he can drink your dads under the table.'

Wine-tasting Tour.

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

'How many times did you think you could get away with using the term 'bouchon d'expedition' on the first date?'

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

"Red with meant, white with fish. . . but it all goes great with chocolate!"

"There's something wrong with your dinner."

Jo Jo Was Anything But a Quitter.