Aspiring Sommelier Pillows

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

Keith Floyd.

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Just the one...

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

Nouveau wine

'Step 5. Call the Fire Department.'

"I want you to be well in life, son...."

'This soufle is hard.' - 'No it isn't, your teeth are soft.'

"House red, sir?"

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"And this is our 'panic room'. We usually pop in here after watching the nightly news."

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it weren't for all the shells.'

'And this is my dad. He's the wine critic for The Herald and he can drink your dads under the table.'

'Just call me Delia...'

Wine-tasting Tour.

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

'How many times did you think you could get away with using the term 'bouchon d'expedition' on the first date?'

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

"Red with meant, white with fish. . . but it all goes great with chocolate!"

Jo Jo Was Anything But a Quitter.