Sweet Sommelier Pillows

"Red with meant, white with fish. . . but it all goes great with chocolate!"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

1930's Lady.

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."

Join me in a cup of tea!

Wine-tasting Tour.

"I told you shaken, not stirred."

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

"Which one had the health benefits in it?"

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

Advanced course at the Wine Appreciation Institute in my house.

Grape vines think alike.

'Oops! Almost spilt some in the food.'

"We are done...here comes the mate!"

'Why do I choose to paint with wine?--The clean-up.'

Billy strip: wine improves with age.

Boy turning down pudding because it spoils his wine

Deep-Steep Diving

Waterbucks.