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'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

'More syrup anyone?'

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

Heavy syrup

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

Half full. Optimist. Half empty. Pessimist. Pragmatist.

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

Scariest Tactics

"Sippy cup holders!"

Washing Massive Cup.

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

The wine was fruity and quite lively.

Don't move Gertrude. A little dash of maple syrup will sweeten you up.

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

"Ladies ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around."

"Tea anyone?"

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

What's the problem? I always have only one coffee every morning.

"Of course the best way to lay compost is to get someone else to do it..."

'AAAGH!!! I'm just messing with you Mr. Jenkins, that didn't hurt at all.'

"If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all" is not a nice thing to say.

"It's just sap. It's not 'tree pee'!"