Ice Cap Defender T-Shirts

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"Hello sir, may we have a few minutes to talk to you about melting ice caps."

"Wasn't global warming supposed to destroy the planet."

Ice fisher.

"I think we have run out of time..."

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Zdeno Chara

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'His wife is very supportive.'

Football fan

Global Warming

'I hate Global Warming.'

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

Antarctic Krill Extinction?

Fish with Shield

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

Art Theft

Arctic - 'I'm going to shed pounds this year.'

GoalieRobics.

Global Warming Penguin

Mint?! This isn't a mint! It's all that's left of my natural habitat!

Even with record Antarctic sea ice, nature finds ways to survive....

Hockey cheerleaders.

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

You say you'll come back, but no one ever returns to this neighborhood after graduation from agricultural school.

"Involuntary manslaughter. How about you?"

"Well, there goes the neighborhood."

"Tech savvy? o. Is there any call for regular savvy?"

Guide to Ice Hockey Fish

"Maurice! - You're wasting away!!"