Teaspoon Collector T-Shirts

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Cow's straw

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Posh Easter Egg

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

A Lady Out Shopping.

Shall I be mother?

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

Teapot Art

Tupperware Wolf

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

Kettle Drum

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

Salvage Hunters

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

Granted. On a picnic I can appreciate the convenience of chopsporks.

"Sippy cup holders!"

"You run away with me, you run away with my family."

Perry Grayson

Trouble was brewing at the party when the pot called the kettle 'black'.

"Waiter, I need a soup knife please."

Whirled cup.

Can I get two 'Shirley Temples' and 17 straws?

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

'Buy old masters, they hold their value better than old mistresses.'