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A teapot and teacup

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Shall I be mother?

A Lady Out Shopping.

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

Teapot Art

Tupperware Wolf

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

Origin of the 'spork'

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

Kettle Drum

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

Teapot

"Profiling!"

Trouble was brewing at the party when the pot called the kettle 'black'.

Tea and Coffee

Bull In a china shop

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

Lockdown Day 45: "From now on we eat food that doesn't require utensils!"

"Waiter, I need a soup knife please."

'It's easy to tell when it's Nativity Play time - I can never find a tea-towel.'

'It's always a little dicey using tectonic plates.'

'Thanks -- now I need to withdraw the money again to buy some bread.'

Bully in the China Shop