Teapot Collecting T-Shirts

A teapot and teacup

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Shall I be mother?

A Lady Out Shopping.

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

Teapot Art

Tupperware Wolf

Origin of the 'spork'

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

Kettle Drum

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Salvage Hunters

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

Teapot

"Profiling!"

"Waiter, I need a soup knife please."

Lockdown Day 45: "From now on we eat food that doesn't require utensils!"

'You can dish it out, but you just can't take it.'

Perry Grayson

Trouble was brewing at the party when the pot called the kettle 'black'.

"I daresay you can't wait to get your hands on my royal teapot collection."

Bull In a china shop

An attempt at kitchen cabinet stand-up comedy. Dinner is on me tonight!

Tea and Coffee

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

'It's always a little dicey using tectonic plates.'

'It's easy to tell when it's Nativity Play time - I can never find a tea-towel.'

'Thanks -- now I need to withdraw the money again to buy some bread.'