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"I said in my ad that I was short and stout."

"I daresay you can't wait to get your hands on my royal teapot collection."

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Tea of Love

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"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Time for tea and friendship.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Time for Tea!

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"Things are looking up!"

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

The American Tearoom, Moscow

"You had me at alternative milk."

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

O Christmas Tea

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Shall I be mother?

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

Mrs. Gamp makes tea

'Here you are. I got tired of making you endless cups of tea..!'

A Lady Out Shopping.

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