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"I said in my ad that I was short and stout."

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Tea of Love

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Time for tea and friendship.

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Time for Tea!

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"Things are looking up!"

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

The American Tearoom, Moscow

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"You had me at alternative milk."

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Shall I be mother?

Mrs. Gamp makes tea

First aid departments

O Christmas Tea

A Lady Out Shopping.

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

'Here you are. I got tired of making you endless cups of tea..!'

Wife with frying pan waits for hubby to catch fish.