Collecting Teacups T-Shirts

'Yes it's the right place for tea and biscuits but first roll your sleeves up. . .'

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

A Lady Out Shopping.

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Shall I be mother?

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

Teapot Art

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

Kettle Drum

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

"All the poetry I have inside me is being eaten by my vampire phone."

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

'It was between you and Fergy, but he gave me this 'World's Greatest Boss' cup, so it's you that's out.'

Washing Massive Cup.

"THIS is the cup of a Carpenter."

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

"Waiter, I need a soup knife please."

Bull In a china shop

Trouble was brewing at the party when the pot called the kettle 'black'.

'It's always a little dicey using tectonic plates.'

"I've started talking to myself, I said to myself."

Bully in the China Shop

Football Crazy strip four

'New dog?' - 'Yes, and no more food bills, no vets fees.'

Bishops teacosy.

"If you don't like the tempest, get out of the teapot."