Collecting Tea Cups T-Shirts

'I thought you'd be interested in this, Dave...it looks just like your cup of tea.'

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

Shall I be mother?

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

Salvage Hunters

Have a nice downward spiral.

Washing Massive Cup.

"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."

"THIS is the cup of a Carpenter."

"Al's a little careless, but he is our best salesman."

"Sippy cup holders!"

'It was between you and Fergy, but he gave me this 'World's Greatest Boss' cup, so it's you that's out.'

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

"Son, I told you this would happen if you didn't wear a cup!"

Whirled cup.

"Waiter, I need a soup knife please."

Bull In a china shop

''Friendship is priceless' . . . Thanks for the mug. . . but what's it for?'

'I need a bigger mug.'

'I've been mugged, officer!'