Toaster Collector T-Shirts

Toasters for math people.

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Pope tarts.

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

Shall I be mother?

A Lady Out Shopping.

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

Teapot Art

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Tupperware Wolf

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

Bride sees figures atop wedding cake of wife waiting on relaxing husband.

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

"Which free tote goes best?"

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

Kettle Drum

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Wedding cake figurines show a lazy husband in a recliner chair.

Book Publisher. Editor. It's perfect! A history of toasters as a pop-up book.

Salvage Hunters

'It's okay guys! Come on in,the coaster's clear!'

Have you seen this toaster?

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

'You've got irritable bowl syndrome.'

"The Toast Whisperer"

Bananas eye the blender

"Good Boy." (Dog sits in chair, reading newspaper. Next to him, on a table, is a trophy inscribed with "Good Boy.")