Toasters T-Shirts

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Frog toaster.

"Give me your lunch money or you're toast!"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"That's it. We’re toast."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Beers

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Champagne

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

'Absent friends!'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Prosecco

'Toast'

Cheers

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

A giant glass of red wine

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

Love wine

Prosecco

Pint

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

A very fine vintage

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

"To toast!"

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."