Toaster Historian T-Shirts

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"That's it. We’re toast."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Playdough's The Republic

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Champagne

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Toast: the high energy food

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Stratigraphy

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Pint

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Love wine

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

"To toast!"

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

Munch Master.

Toast kidnapper.

"What would you serve with toast?"

Pint

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

Wine Lovers

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.