Toast Tastemaker T-Shirts

"What would you serve with toast?"

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"That's it. We’re toast."

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Beers

Champagne

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Toast: the high energy food

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

Prosecco

Pope tarts.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

A giant glass of red wine

Cheers

'How would you like your toast?'

'Toast'

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

Love wine

Prosecco

A very fine vintage

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Pint

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."