Toast Tastemaker Gifts

"What would you serve with toast?"

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"That's it. We’re toast."

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Beers

Toast: the high energy food

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Champagne

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Prosecco

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

Cheers

A giant glass of red wine

'How would you like your toast?'

'Toast'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Love wine

A very fine vintage

Prosecco

Pint

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

"To toast!"

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.