Toast Master Gifts

"Honey, can you toast some muffins?"

'Toasters don't make toast, people make toast...'

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

'She's trying to lessen our carbon footprint. She's burning the toast on only one side now.'

Wine Lovers

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

"To toast!"

Love wine

Champagne

Pint

Pint

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"That's it. We’re toast."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Beers

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Toast: the high energy food

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'Toast'

A giant glass of red wine

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

Cheers

A very fine vintage

Prosecco

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH