Toastmaster Of Cheese Gifts

"To Gouda."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Beers

Toast: the high energy food

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Champagne

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

Cheers

A giant glass of red wine

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

'Toast'

A very fine vintage

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

Pint

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Love wine

Prosecco

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

Pollsters

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

"To toast!"

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

Toast kidnapper.

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

'Bad luck Harry, they've just raised the retirement age.'

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

"What would you serve with toast?"

Pint

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'