Toastmaster Hero Gifts

"I don't know who my audience is."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Beers

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Champagne

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Pope tarts.

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

Cheers

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

A giant glass of red wine

'Toast'

Prosecco

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Pint

Love wine

A very fine vintage

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"To toast!"

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Munch Master.

Toast kidnapper.

Wine Lovers

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'