Toastmasters Gifts

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"That's it. We’re toast."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Beers

Champagne

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Toast: the high energy food

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Pope tarts.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

A giant glass of red wine

Cheers

'Toast'

Prosecco

Love wine

Pint

A very fine vintage

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

"To toast!"

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

Munch Master.

Toast kidnapper.

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'