Toastmaster Ceremonies Gifts

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Beers

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Champagne

Toast: the high energy food

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Prosecco

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Absent friends!'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

Cheers

A giant glass of red wine

'Toast'

A very fine vintage

Love wine

Pint

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Prosecco

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

Cat Olympics

"To toast!"

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

Munch Master.

Toast kidnapper.

Pint

"What would you serve with toast?"