Toastmaster Ceremonies T-Shirts

"A toast to the bride and groomer!"

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Beers

Champagne

Toast: the high energy food

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Absent friends!'

Prosecco

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

Cheers

A giant glass of red wine

'Toast'

Pint

A very fine vintage

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Prosecco

Love wine

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"To toast!"

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

Cat Olympics

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

Munch Master.

Toast kidnapper.

Thanksgiving.

"What would you serve with toast?"