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"To wealth, even if it's only on paper."

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

'Bad luck Harry, they've just raised the retirement age.'

Prosecco

Cheers

Cheers

Beers

A giant glass of red wine

French Toast

"To the end of the 'me' generation."

'Toast'

Toast to America.

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"In Charlie's hands wealth just never seems obscene, no matter how big it gets."

Toast baseball.

Thinkers Drinker - 'I think I'll have another one!'

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

A very fine vintage

'I propose a toast to the gunsmith...'

'To me! Let's party.'

'We're gonna have lovely hangovers in the morning!'

Ladies of the Creation! - No. II - The Dining-room.

"To a wonderful amphibious being!"

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"That's it. We’re toast."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Champagne

Toast: the high energy food

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."