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"To wealth, even if it's only on paper."

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

'Bad luck Harry, they've just raised the retirement age.'

Prosecco

Cheers

Cheers

Beers

A giant glass of red wine

French Toast

"A toast to the bride and groomer!"

"To the end of the 'me' generation."

'Toast'

Toast to America.

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"In Charlie's hands wealth just never seems obscene, no matter how big it gets."

Toast baseball.

Thinkers Drinker - 'I think I'll have another one!'

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

A very fine vintage

'I propose a toast to the gunsmith...'

'To me! Let's party.'

'We're gonna have lovely hangovers in the morning!'

Ladies of the Creation! - No. II - The Dining-room.

"To a wonderful amphibious being!"

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"That's it. We’re toast."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Toast: the high energy food

Champagne

Pope tarts.

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"I'd like to toast our guests."