Toastmaster In Medical Circles T-Shirts

"Congratulations on earning your Proctology license... bottoms up!"

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Beers

Champagne

Toast: the high energy food

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Prosecco

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Toast'

A giant glass of red wine

Cheers

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

Prosecco

Love wine

Pint

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

A very fine vintage

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

"To toast!"

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

Toast kidnapper.

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

"What would you serve with toast?"

'Bad luck Harry, they've just raised the retirement age.'

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'