Talk Toastmaster Gifts

Fear of Public Speaking

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Beers

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Champagne

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

'You're texting? Wait--'

A giant glass of red wine

'Toast'

Cheers

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

Pint

Prosecco

Love wine

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

A very fine vintage

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

"To toast!"

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

Munch Master.

Toast kidnapper.

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

"What would you serve with toast?"

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.