Talk Toastmaster Pillows

Fear of Public Speaking

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Beers

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Champagne

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

'You're texting? Wait--'

Cheers

'Toast'

A giant glass of red wine

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

A very fine vintage

Prosecco

Pint

Love wine

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

"To toast!"

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

Munch Master.

Toast kidnapper.

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

Pint

"What would you serve with toast?"

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.