Young Toastmaster Pillows

Precocious boy makes a toast to the ladies

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Beers

Champagne

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Toast: the high energy food

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Violin Practise

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

A giant glass of red wine

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

'Toast'

Cheers

Love wine

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

A very fine vintage

Pint

Prosecco

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

"To toast!"

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Munch Master.

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

Toast kidnapper.

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'