Toastmaster Of Cheese Pillows

"To Gouda."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Beers

Champagne

Toast: the high energy food

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

A giant glass of red wine

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

'Toast'

Cheers

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Love wine

Prosecco

Pint

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

A very fine vintage

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

Pollsters

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

"To toast!"

Toast kidnapper.

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

Wine Lovers

Pint

"What would you serve with toast?"

'Bad luck Harry, they've just raised the retirement age.'