Toastmasters Pillows

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"That's it. We’re toast."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Beers

Champagne

Toast: the high energy food

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

A giant glass of red wine

Cheers

'Toast'

Love wine

Prosecco

A very fine vintage

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Pint

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

"To toast!"

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Munch Master.

Toast kidnapper.

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'