Toast Master Mugs

"Honey, can you toast some muffins?"

'Toasters don't make toast, people make toast...'

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

'She's trying to lessen our carbon footprint. She's burning the toast on only one side now.'

Wine Lovers

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

"To toast!"

Love wine

Champagne

Pint

Pint

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"That's it. We’re toast."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Beers

Toast: the high energy food

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Cheers

A giant glass of red wine

'Toast'

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

A very fine vintage

Prosecco

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."