Traditional Toastmaster Mugs

Wassail

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Beers

Toast: the high energy food

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Champagne

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Prosecco

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'Absent friends!'

'Toast'

A giant glass of red wine

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

Cheers

Pint

A very fine vintage

Love wine

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Prosecco

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

"To toast!"

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

Munch Master.

Toast kidnapper.

"What would you serve with toast?"

Pint