Traditional Toastmaster Prints

Wassail

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Beers

Toast: the high energy food

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Champagne

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Prosecco

'Absent friends!'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Toast'

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

Cheers

A giant glass of red wine

Pint

Love wine

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

A very fine vintage

Prosecco

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

"To toast!"

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

Munch Master.

Toast kidnapper.

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

"What would you serve with toast?"