Toaster Historian Mugs

Book Publisher. Editor. It's perfect! A history of toasters as a pop-up book.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"That's it. We’re toast."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Playdough's The Republic

Champagne

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Toast: the high energy food

Pope tarts.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Stratigraphy

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Pint

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Love wine

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"To toast!"

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

Munch Master.

Toast kidnapper.

"What would you serve with toast?"

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

Wine Lovers

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.