Toasters Gifts

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Frog toaster.

"Give me your lunch money or you're toast!"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"That's it. We’re toast."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Beers

Champagne

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

Pope tarts.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

'Absent friends!'

Prosecco

A giant glass of red wine

'Toast'

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

Cheers

Love wine

Pint

A very fine vintage

Prosecco

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

"To toast!"