Toaster Enthusiast Gifts

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'I can't I'm scared of old people!'

'Thanks -- now I need to withdraw the money again to buy some bread.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"That's it. We’re toast."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Toast: the high energy food

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Champagne

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Prosecco

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'How would you like your toast?'

Love wine

Pint

"A votre sante!"

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

"To toast!"

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

Munch Master.

Toast kidnapper.

Pint

Wine Lovers

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.