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"We've started him in The Loose Connections Department."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Beers

Champagne

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Pope tarts.

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'Toast'

Cheers

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

A giant glass of red wine

A very fine vintage

Pint

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Love wine

Prosecco

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

'After you with the camouflage.'

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

"To toast!"

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

Wine Lovers

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

"What would you serve with toast?"

Pint

'Bad luck Harry, they've just raised the retirement age.'

"Honey, can you toast some muffins?"

'To me! Let's party.'

Have you seen this toaster?

French Toast