Toaster Technician Mugs

"We've started him in The Loose Connections Department."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Beers

Champagne

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

Cheers

A giant glass of red wine

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

'Toast'

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Prosecco

A very fine vintage

Pint

Love wine

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

'After you with the camouflage.'

"To toast!"

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

"What would you serve with toast?"

Pint

Wine Lovers

'Bad luck Harry, they've just raised the retirement age.'

"Honey, can you toast some muffins?"

Have you seen this toaster?

'To me! Let's party.'

French Toast