Toast Technician Mugs

Bandit shooting toaster.

"I just have time to make some toast, analyze its particle sizes, its density, its chemisorption..."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"That's it. We’re toast."

Beers

Champagne

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Toast'

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

Cheers

A giant glass of red wine

Pint

A very fine vintage

Love wine

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Prosecco

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

'After you with the camouflage.'

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"To toast!"

Toast kidnapper.

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

Pint

'Bad luck Harry, they've just raised the retirement age.'

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

Wine Lovers

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

"What would you serve with toast?"