Toast T-Shirts

'Let's get these coats off, get over by the fire and get nice and toasty.'

"That's it. We’re toast."

'Typical, next door gets an image of Jesus on their toast, and we get Richard Branson!'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Beers

Champagne

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Toast: the high energy food

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

'Absent friends!'

Pope tarts.

Prosecco

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

Cheers

'How would you like your toast?'

A giant glass of red wine

'Toast'

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

Love wine

Pint

Prosecco

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

A very fine vintage

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."