Sippy Cup Collector Gifts

"Sippy cup holders!"

Old Spice

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

'Now we're going to test your reflexes.'

"THIS is the cup of a Carpenter."

"Good Boy." (Dog sits in chair, reading newspaper. Next to him, on a table, is a trophy inscribed with "Good Boy.")

"I mostly rely on a collection of weird tips I've found on the internet."

'It was between you and Fergy, but he gave me this 'World's Greatest Boss' cup, so it's you that's out.'

Daylight saving

"Do you want me to leave the water in?"

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

"There it is again: that red, itchy rash on my skin... Maybe I should try another brand of soap instead of 'Sunlight'?"

"Mom, when will I be old enough to contain alcohol?"

British Summertime

Too-Much-Coffee Table.

"Waiter, I need a soup knife please."

Whirled cup.

"You run away with me, you run away with my family."

"Son, I told you this would happen if you didn't wear a cup!"

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

Miscommunication

'You gotta try different things! Sometimes a temper tantrum works best an' somethimes sulking an' sometimes not eating!'

'It's easy to tell when it's Nativity Play time - I can never find a tea-towel.'

"What's wrong with a tea cosy? Bowler hats are a thing of the past anyway."

'Let's keep it clean'

Recycling station