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"I can't open the spreadsheet. I'm having technical difficulties."

Wow. He really did know the meaning of life. Too bad it wouldn't fit on a coffee mug.

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Baloneystini

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

The Daily Commute

"Another round?"

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

"This is our coffeemaker room."

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

You're only as old as you feel!

Billy strip: bed pan.

Have a nice downward spiral.

"Damn To-Go punks!"

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

'It was between you and Fergy, but he gave me this 'World's Greatest Boss' cup, so it's you that's out.'

"Al's a little careless, but he is our best salesman."

'Let's take another look at the mugshots.'

"THIS is the cup of a Carpenter."

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."

"If you're such a good artist how I come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?"

'Watch that one, he'll make mugs of us all.'

'Well I see we both got our ugly sleep.'

''Friendship is priceless' . . . Thanks for the mug. . . but what's it for?'