Coffee Mug Collector Pillows

"I can't open the spreadsheet. I'm having technical difficulties."

Wow. He really did know the meaning of life. Too bad it wouldn't fit on a coffee mug.

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Baloneystini

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

I'm going to have to ask you for another urine sample, Mr. Fusco. This time, be sure to use the plastic cup, not my coffee mug with "#1 Doctor" printed on it.

The Daily Commute

"Another round?"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

"This is our coffeemaker room."

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

You're only as old as you feel!

Billy strip: bed pan.

Cafe. He's a caffeine addict. Nobody can match his intake. An espresso machine!

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to smell hoppy. ! !

Have a nice downward spiral.

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

"THIS is the cup of a Carpenter."

"If you're such a good artist how I come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?"

'Let's take another look at the mugshots.'

"Good Boy." (Dog sits in chair, reading newspaper. Next to him, on a table, is a trophy inscribed with "Good Boy.")

"Damn To-Go punks!"

"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

"Al's a little careless, but he is our best salesman."

'It was between you and Fergy, but he gave me this 'World's Greatest Boss' cup, so it's you that's out.'

'Watch that one, he'll make mugs of us all.'