Ironic Mug Collector Pillows

"Summer seems so long ago."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You're never home."

Baloneystini

"Of course I've been drinking!"

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

I'm going to have to ask you for another urine sample, Mr. Fusco. This time, be sure to use the plastic cup, not my coffee mug with "#1 Doctor" printed on it.

"Another round?"

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

"This is our coffeemaker room."

Aggression Therapy Seminar

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

You're only as old as you feel!

"Don't mention it."

Billy strip: bed pan.

'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

'Forget 'forsaking all others', you can have the week off' (housewife to husband).

Dizzy Spider

"I have nothing to hide."

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to smell hoppy. ! !

Daily Meditations for Perpetual Victims