Ironic Mug Collector Pillows

"Summer seems so long ago."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Baloneystini

"You're never home."

"Of course I've been drinking!"

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"Another round?"

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

"This is our coffeemaker room."

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

Aggression Therapy Seminar

You're only as old as you feel!

"I have nothing to hide."

Dizzy Spider

"Don't mention it."

'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

'Forget 'forsaking all others', you can have the week off' (housewife to husband).

Billy strip: bed pan.

Daily Meditations for Perpetual Victims

Have a nice downward spiral.