Ironic Item Collector Pillows

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

I accepted an early retirement buy out and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

Unnatural History Museum

Aggression Therapy Seminar

'Forget 'forsaking all others', you can have the week off' (housewife to husband).

"I have nothing to hide."

Psychiatry. Here's your soda --- Would you like a crazy straw?

"Don't mention it."

'Village store and Food museum'

Sports Memorabilia. It's not an autograph. It's a drawing scribbled by Mickey Mantle. A Yankee doodle!

'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

Daily Meditations for Perpetual Victims

'You have a file cabinet full of recipes you're printed off. The only way 99% of them will ever make it into our stomachs is if we the printer paper.'

Swiss Army General.

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

Artist throws paint at a canvas and is amazed to find that the result is the "Whistler's Mother" painting.

'You seem to be suffering a reaction to the amount of medication you're taking. I'll see what I can prescribe for that!'

'He really wanted to be cremated. . .'

Tattoo Repo Men

'As you can see, the place has a certain Cold War Era charm.'

Peculiar Instruments From Around The World