Ironic Literature Collector Pillows

The Joy of Necks.

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

I accepted an early retirement buy out and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

The Meeting

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

Aggression Therapy Seminar

Anton Chekhov

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

Mr. Ralph Nickleby's first visit to his poor relations

'Forget 'forsaking all others', you can have the week off' (housewife to husband).

"Don't mention it."

"I have nothing to hide."

'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

Field guide to North American plumbers

New From Why? Books

'Self-help books for cynics'

Daily Meditations for Perpetual Victims

'You have a file cabinet full of recipes you're printed off. The only way 99% of them will ever make it into our stomachs is if we the printer paper.'

Artist throws paint at a canvas and is amazed to find that the result is the "Whistler's Mother" painting.

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

Ventriloquism for Gummies

The Seven Habits of Highly Obsessively Compulsive People

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

Last Stand Bookstore

'You seem to be suffering a reaction to the amount of medication you're taking. I'll see what I can prescribe for that!'

Clearance.