Ironic Literature Lover Pillows

"I don't need good beach reading, Ma. I need good prison reading."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Thomas Mann.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

The DaVinci Code

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

Television Readers.

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Horti-Culture

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

"Look! No hands!"

Shakespeare was bisexual

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Distractions Of The Great

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy