Collecting Mugs Pillows

'Are you saying my kid's a liar'

'HEYYY, i can hear the percolator!'

Have a nice downward spiral.

'Are you saying my kid's a liar'

"Just popping next door to borrow a cuppa sugar."

'Why do I always play the same role when we play 'good cup, bad cup'?'

"Doris - I was mugged today!"

"This isn't my mug, Molly! It's like mine but my one has His on it."

"You're giving me a 'D'? Well, okay, but I'm taking back your "World's Greatest Teacher " mug."

"Happy birthday, Papi. I know it's not much. But it's all you could afford."

"What spelling mistake?"

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

'My Eric's always been a big tea drinker.'

Street Mugger.

Pirate has skull and crossbones logo on his coffee cup.

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

'I need a bigger mug.'

'I've been mugged, officer!'

'This is Tequila.'

''Friendship is priceless' . . . Thanks for the mug. . . but what's it for?'

Lance, you once told me you would never be caught dead drinking coffee out of a happy face mug. And I meant it, Gloria. This is tequila.

Well, I didn't know it was your favorite mug, Bob.

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."

"Al's a little careless, but he is our best salesman."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Just the one...

"You're never home."

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Of course I've been drinking!"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

I'm going to have to ask you for another urine sample, Mr. Fusco. This time, be sure to use the plastic cup, not my coffee mug with "#1 Doctor" printed on it.