Mug Lovers Pillows

'Well I see we both got our ugly sleep.'

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You're never home."

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Of course I've been drinking!"

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

The Daily Commute

I'm going to have to ask you for another urine sample, Mr. Fusco. This time, be sure to use the plastic cup, not my coffee mug with "#1 Doctor" printed on it.

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"Another round?"

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

"This is our coffeemaker room."

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

You're only as old as you feel!

Billy strip: bed pan.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to smell hoppy. ! !

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

Have a nice downward spiral.

It's important to get to know the unspoken rules of office life...

"Damn To-Go punks!"

"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."

'You've Had Enough.'

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

"For a little extra we could have got Giotto."

"I know, it sounds like fun, but a 'mudslide' mentioned in the news is usually linked to a disaster."

"He's a chip off the old block."